RFGS: Christmas Special

RFGS: Christmas Special was a special RFGS event to celebrate Christmas of 2020. The play centred around a GS production of the Nativity. The play is generally considered to be a disaster.

Plot
The Narrator introduces the town of Bethlehem. Inside a mud hut, Joseph is arguing with Mary about her supposed infidelity. Pointing to her obvious pregnancy, Joseph accuses her of sleeping with an individual named "Kai", which she angrily rebukes by stating that she is underaged, claiming instead that God made her pregnant. Joseph is unconvinced, arguing that God is not a pedophile.

As Bean threatens to beat her, the two hear a knock on the front door. Mary opens the door to find three wise men - a pizza man, handyman, and plumber. Upon seeing the three, Mary becomes nervous, exacerbated by their open flirting towards Mary in the presence of Joseph. Realising that Mary had been unfaithful to multiple men at once, the three wise men and Joseph begin exchanging insults towards each other.

Amidst their arguing, Mary feels a kick in her stomach. Mary suddenly gives birth, and the four men are horrified by the grotesque appearance of baby Jesus, who claims to be the son of God. While arguing over who the real father could be, as well as how to murder the infant Jesus, an Angel appears in the hut. All four men are horrified at the Angel's appearance, who states that the baby Jesus is indeed the son of God. The Angel implies that Mary had been cheating with another man besides the four present in the hut when he informed her that she would carry the son of God. The Angel attempts to convince the men and Mary to refrain from murdering Jesus, while Mary continues to angrily deny any form of infidelity. As everybody bickers, God himself enters the room, expressing disappointment at Jesus' treatment. God implies that he knows the full truth to Mary's infidelity, but is convinced by the Angel to avoid speaking out.

To try and calm everybody down, the Angel begins playing songs and asking those present in the room to rate them out of ten. Following several song reviews, Joseph asks God if he may divorce his wife. God invites Joseph to have sexual relations with Egyptian women, before informing Joseph that he may divorce Mary, stating that her infidelity makes her a poor wife.

An intermission begins, which causes the end of the play, although in a post-credits scene, God accuses the pizza man of being a communist, who then tells God to perform fellatio on him.

Cast
Bean as Joseph

Yveltal as Mary

Latino as God

Vya as Jesus

Quartzes as a handyman

FCG as a pizza man

Mexican Cactus as a plumber

Koe as the Angel

Chegg as the Narrator

Production
The play was produced in a private group chat over the course of like 30 minutes total. There was no script or real instructions, there was just a basic plot and everybody was just told to play along to it.

Soundtrack

 * EL MECHON--BANDA MS
 * I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song
 * 米津玄師 MV「Lemon」

Reception
Reception was deeply polarised. By late-2021, opinions varied greatly. Koe stated that upon revisting the play as it appeared in RFGS, he felt "uncomfortable". On the otherhand, Bean described it as hilarious.