User:Vadim



Many say this player does not exist. They are wrong.

Upon contact with the player, one will immediately

begin the process called "Vadimization". This

process will immediately affect the brain, severing

roughly 12% of nerves within 20 Minutes of contact.

Many other effects can also be seen.

Stage 1

20-60 Minutes of Contact

Subject Begins Profuse Sweating, Show signs of Schizophrenia, Beginning of Decay of Higher Level Functions

Stage 2

1-8 Hours of Contact

Lung, Kidney, and Liver functions begin breaking down, Immune system is nearly destroyed, Subject rambles on about creating the M4 Sherman tank.

Stage 3

9-24 Hours of Contact

Subject is declared Mentally insane.

Stage 4

1-3 Days of Contact

Subject is declared Dead. No heartbeat, breathing, or blood flow.

Proper Contact Procedures

No less than 3 members may come in contact with Vadim at a time

All memories of members who have come into contact of Vadim are to be wiped

Proper bio suits are to be worn if one is to be in contact of Vadim