Aortic Aneurysm's Spine

The spine of Aortic Aneurysm, who shall be referred to Anal Aneurysm henceforth, is a common fairy-tale and myth in GS. Many have speculated on the existence of Anal Aneurysm's spine, although evidence gained from modern technologies have allowed GS researchers to confirm that Anal Aneurysm's spine is indeed just a myth.

Evidence
Modern technology has allowed researchers to gain new information on the elusive spine of Anal Aneurysm. While attempting to record information relating to other players, head GS researcher Koe uncovered large amounts of information, which can be found below:

Support for Socks
During the Socktroversy, Anal Aneurysm indicated his support for Socks, a member of GS who was notorious for his political views, included but not limited to supporting mandatory celibacy for LGBT people, arguing for separate nations for LGBT people if not the former, eugenics, and that LGBT people were a corporate ploy to manipulate the people. While many members of GS wanted Socks banned immediately for his incredibly questionable views, Anal Aneurysm was far less concerned about Socks, as shown: Jellyfish cunt

The screenshot above shows to some degree that Anal Aneurysm may not have been such a vocal supporter of LGBT and racial rights after all, or at the very least, not a strong enough supporter of LGBT and racial rights to want to ban Socks. Despite his incredibly passive stance towards Socks, Anal Aneurysm went to great lengths later on to try and get Conq removed from the server during incidents such The Yaoi Wars due to content which was certainly questionable but not nearly as bad as what Socks had been posting. This very blatant hypocrisy stands as a strong argument against the existence of Anal Aneurysm's spine.

Reverse in opinions during Conq's Presidential Promise
After the opening of a public poll on whether Conq were to be banned due to the backlash surrounding Conq's Presidential Promise, Anal Aneurysm claimed that he would not ban Conq at all and that the poll was pointless because he had no desire to ban Conq. The two pieces of evidence can be seen here: This lie by Anal Aneurysm that he did not want Conq banned eventually turned out to be false when Conq's ban poll ended in his favour, with Anal Aneurysm babyraging and deciding to leave GS. The breakdown of his lie was also bolstered by his claims of vote manipulation.

Presence in RTSG
Despite Anal Aneurysm's claims to care very strongly about LGBT rights, which to him was mainly the right to post yaoi in public channels and sexually harass other members, Anal Aneurysm continued to be a relatively active member of RTSG for more than a month after his departure from GS. RTSG, for clarification, is known for harboring many colorful members who are known for their extremely rabid hate of LGBT people (specifically trans people usually).

Summary
From the evidence collected, it can be argued with full certainty that Anal Aneurysm's spine is not a thing.